alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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(via foxenn)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via foxenn)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via kayrara)

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via orgasm)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via orgasm)

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"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."
- (via sexsplosive)

(Source: shelleywangbang, via foxenn)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

(via gnarly)

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